Troglodyte (Cave Man) Full Lyrics
[00:00.98] Note: While there is a pounding beat in the background, the
[00:01.36] Song is spoken rather than sung
[00:02.52] What we're gonna do right here is go back, way back, back into time.
[00:08.74] When the only people that existed were troglodytes... cave men...
[00:14.85] Cave women... Neanderthal... troglodytes. Let's take the average
[00:25.26] Cave man at home, listening to his stereo. Sometimes he'd get up,
[00:42.62] Try to do his thing. He'd begin to move, something like this:
[00:47.27] "Dance... dance". When he got tired of dancing alone, he'd look
[01:00.16] In the mirror: "Gotta find a woman gotta find a woman gotta find a
[01:06.42] Woman gotta find a woman". He'd go down to the lake where all the
[01:12.87] Woman would be swimming or washing clothes or something. He'd look
[01:17.15] Around and just reach in and grab one. "Come here... come here".
[01:26.41] He'd grab her by the hair. You can't do that today, fellas, cause
[01:31.63] It might come off. You'd have a piece of hair in your hand and she'd
[01:35.07] Be swimming away from you (ha-ha). This one woman just lay there,
[01:39.75] Wet and frightened. He said: "Move... move". She got up. She was a
[01:51.50] Big woman. BIG woman. Her name was Bertha. Bertha Butt. She was one
[02:05.37] Of the Butt sisters. He didn't care. He looked up at her and said:
[02:10.91] "Sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me
[02:12.97] Sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me!". She looked down on him.
[02:18.28] She was ready to crush him, but she began to like him. She said
[02:23.17] (Falsetto):
[02:23.82] "I'll sock it to ya, Daddy". He said: "Wha?". She said (falsetto):
[02:28.80] "I'll sock it to ya, Daddy". You know what he said? He started it way
[02:35.71] Back then. I wouldn't lie to you. When she said (falsetto)
[02:41.04] "I'll sock it to ya, Daddy" he said "Right on! Right on! Hotpants!
[02:51.50] Hotpants! Ugh... ugh... ugh".
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