Drive Myself to Drink Full Lyrics
[00:31.52] Well, I don't have no engine
[00:35.69] And I don't have any brakes
[00:40.13] I'm sitting in my '72
[00:42.25] Skies are blue and I'm cruisin', yeah
[00:48.74] Well, I'm hangin' with my friends
[00:53.48] Uncle Jack and cousin Jim
[00:57.33] Don't need no busty blonde bartender
[00:59.82] To pour my own gin when I'm cruisin'
[01:05.14] Well, I build myself a bar in the back of my car
[01:09.50] And I'm gonna drive myself to drink
[01:14.08] Ain't a worry about the cops up on these concrete blocks
[01:18.17] Don't no need no gasoline don't need no keys
[01:22.62] I'm just sittin' on a board rigolette
[01:30.23] Next to the swing set in my backyard
[01:34.72] I ain't breaking any laws pourin' 'em tall
[01:38.51] Yeehaw, yeah
[01:42.09] Play that guitar!
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[02:08.41] Oh, and when the night is through
[02:10.83] I'll just stumble through the dew
[02:13.18] You know it's never very far to go
[02:17.35] I won't be taking any tests
[02:19.62] 'Cause before I even left
[02:21.82] You know I was already home
[02:27.68] So, a two, three, four!
[02:32.59] Take a lesson from me
[02:36.50] Don't you ever drive when you're feelin' ti-ti-tipsy
[02:40.84] Just take the wheels off your car and build yourself a bar
[02:51.96] And drive yourself to drink
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[03:14.16] Oh thanks for comin' out tonight folks
[03:16.49] I'll be back before you can count basic
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