White Cat Full Lyrics
[00:05.80] I was a white cat once, but when I roll around I get all gray and brown
[00:11.95] And it does not make sense to waste a busy day licking the dirt away
[00:17.94] And I have staff for that, sent here to serve the cat
[00:23.55] I let my fur get gray and then I dock their pay
[00:29.87] It's a brand new mornin' as I stretch and arise
[00:33.27] Amble over to the table, little nibble on the kibble
[00:36.34] Shred a little sofa as I open my eyes
[00:38.77] Yes I got ratted, matted messed up hair
[00:40.67] This verbal fur ball does not care
[00:42.78] I want to be the lord of the fleas
[00:44.73] I saunter and I do what I please
[00:47.43] So if you need to see the key to be ungroomed
[00:50.48] You just stay tuned to this Maine Coon
[00:54.56] I was in the garden, takin' the sun
[00:56.92] Checkin' out the bugs, musta rolled on one
[00:59.37] So I got this slug bug stuck to my fur real good
[01:02.52] But I didn't really mind, just a little bit o' slime
[01:05.36] I'd find it later, you know, scratchin' my back
[01:08.30] Be glad I saved it, make a nice little snack
[01:11.67] I went inside, I swear the staff went insane
[01:14.33] Runnin' with the comb and scissors, screamin' my name
[01:17.87] But I can give 'em the quick slip I don't make a sound
[01:20.56] I get onto their outfits and roll all around
[01:23.41] My fur looks bad to me all gray and askew
[01:26.49] I think my staff should be displayin' it too
[01:29.43] And they got this two bit sand pit they want me to use
[01:32.52] Sometimes I don't mind, sometimes I refuse
[01:35.87] Hey I am me, I'm free, independence rocks
[01:38.72] This ain't no new craze to find ways to think outside the box
[01:41.83] I'm really messy hey hey I like to be
[01:44.94] And they're so testy all day at the sight o' me
[01:48.03] Just as all work and no play wasn't meant to be
[01:50.99] They sacrifice to feng-shui their joi de vive
[01:53.19] I was a white cat, I was a white cat
[02:09.59] I was a white cat once
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