If You're Not in Love

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[00:06.70] Well, I'm tryin' not to panic, but I'm gettin' all romantic [00:10.47] Gettin' soft with everything I say and do [00:13.46] I'm talkin' hours on the phone, puttin' on that sweet cologne [00:16.77] I'm even puttin' down the toilet seat for you [00:20.07] Now, wait a minute, it gets worse [00:21.83] I found myself holdin' your purse [00:23.60] Waitin' outside that bra and panty store [00:26.63] My boss's wife walked by, she spotted me and told me hi [00:30.30] And I knew then, I was in for it for sure [00:33.42] Now all the boys down at the shop know [00:35.54] And they sure do find it funny [00:37.15] They say you've changed my ways [00:38.44] And that you're spending all my money, honey [00:40.71] If you're not in love [00:43.86] If you're not in love [00:47.18] If you're not in love [00:50.06] Now if you're not in love [00:54.19] Well, I'm in a lot of trouble [00:59.37] I got this lump in my throat, think I sold my boat [01:03.25] So I could buy that diamond ring for you [01:06.18] Now I'm hopin' and I'm wishin' that since I can't go fishin' [01:10.04] You don't make me sell my golf clubs, too [01:13.02] Now, all the boys down at the shop know [01:14.73] And they laugh until I cried [01:16.38] I told 'em If I mess this up [01:17.78] My mama's gonna tan my hide, honey [01:20.35] If you're not in love [01:23.46] If you're not in love [01:26.55] If you're not in love [01:30.14] If you're not in love [01:34.00] Well, I'm in a lot of trouble [01:38.46] Aw, play it, Red [01:40.33] [01:52.71] I gave up that can of snuff [01:54.67] No more NASCAR on TV [01:56.33] Honey, if that ain't enough [01:58.08] This may be the death of me [01:59.81] Oh, if you're not in love [02:03.44] If you're not in love [02:06.82] If you're not in love [02:09.61] Now if you're not in love [02:13.06] Aw, If you're not in love [02:16.47] If you're not in love [02:20.35] If you're not in love [02:23.32] Now if you're not in love [02:27.97] Well, I'm in a whole lot of trouble [02:32.62]